I don’t really know the answer to that question. I just laid the bass down carefully on the sofa next to me and started thinking about what I might have to say now that we are re-launching Obscenies.

I guess what I want people to know is that this is genuinely something I came up with. My friends and family might not want people to know but thanks to those pesky European hackers, its too late. Obscenies are real. Obscenies are rock. You probably want to know what my bandmates think of this. I’m not actually sure. They smile knowingly. I think they lay awake at night and wish that they thought of it first. Heh heh.

Anyway check this stuff out. It’s all really well made (especially the limericks). There’s a whole town in China that does nothing but craft Obscenies (and their related merch). They’re great gifts although they are very absorbent so watch out how you use them. Wouldn’t want to show up at an emergency room with…..
No display them proudly because they actually are the result of something I thought of onstage before my distracted mind came back to whatever song we we’re playing. Daydreaming is dangerous.